toocooltobehipster:

reason for divorce: i asked them what’s up and they said the sky

(Source: toocooltobehipster)

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dopeybeauty:

blurrypicturesofmikewazowski:

holy fuck 

a kingdom of eye-solation

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hocotate-civ:

"People your age shouldn’t be playing video games"

"People your age shouldn’t be buying toys"

"People your age shouldn’t be…"

image

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me on the drive to school

me on the drive to school

(Source: leftnipple)

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1overjordan24:

THIS NIGGA CATCHING THE TRAIN TO GO FIGHT MAJIN BUU

1overjordan24:

THIS NIGGA CATCHING THE TRAIN TO GO FIGHT MAJIN BUU

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  • Girls: He has to be at least 6ft tall, full head of hair, face like Zac Efron, and abs of steel.
  • Me: I prefer girls who shave their armpits
  • Girls: Wow dudebro, thanks for upholding another unattainble standard that women are force to strive for. You don't even like that, you've just been brainwashed by the media and magazine industry to not like hairy girls.

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venusian-eyes:

buttsbutts:

Get it because it’s a CELL WALL

oh my god

venusian-eyes:

buttsbutts:

Get it because it’s a CELL WALL

oh my god

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bewbin:

My friend found the best way to drive

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